As a regular attendee of various events laid on by the Shropshire Chamber, it is sometimes nice to try and keep your “60 second presentations” varied. Nothing worse than the same old presentation over and over again.

Tonight at the Express Networking I took a “Ye Olde English” approach to my presentation, as follows (please excuse spelling and grammar):

Prithee listen.

I be Chris, harking from Bespoke Computing, the choicest computer business for miles around.

Henceforth, let it be known we durst to seek and sort out computer affairs, of overmany small and midst sized businesses up and down yonder lands.

Thee barter bread from miller and take water from the hole, and thus computers from Bespoke Computing.

Turn away pains of hell near computer wickedness, draw back aches and torment. For I, Chris, from Bespoke Computing will be your illuminated preserver.

Huzzah!